There are few things more awesome than this (from the Scottish Poetry Library): a flipping Ted Hughes poem on the back of a flipping Tunnock's Caramel wrapper.

To have swallowed a Crocodile
Would make anybody smile
But to swallow a Caramel Wafer
Is safer

It's like I've always said, more items of confectionary should have things inscribed in them by poet laureates. I've always said that. Always.