This week, I have mostly been:

• fine-tuning my site thanks to some wise words from David Airey
• listening to lots and lots of Kate Moss anecdotes
• deciding that “I Told Her On Alderaan” is a fantastic song title
• being disappointed by Beck’s new Floydular direction
• sporting a smashing new yellow checked shirt
• wondering just how communist you can make a pig look
• trying to convince a New Yorker to be friendly to tourists
• shocked by the price of things (£2.50 for a 99 Cone! £16.99 for an issue of Eye! Good lord!)
• STAYING ALIVE! YOU WILL FIND HIM!