This week, I have mostly been:

• setting fire to things
• trying to set fire things
• having a bit of a fire-related tantrum
• watching Dexter (season two, should you care)
• walking
• getting wet
• avoiding my inbox
• booking two tickets for next year’s Latitude festival
• envying Mr Gordon-Levitt’s wardrobe
• doing one of the greatest things any man can ever do: making girlfriend sit down and watch The Empire Strikes Back for the very first time.